How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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