wake up i wanna do it froggy style
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize