is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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