I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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