No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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