This girl is more easily done than said...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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