Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
meet me or not, i'm out of control
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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