I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
now i know why i became what i already was.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
