She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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