normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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