names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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