How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
It's Friday. Sex?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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