He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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