It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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