is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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