Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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