i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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