loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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