I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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