I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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