I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Randomize
