I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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