There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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