It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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