And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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