the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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