i don't plan on having that self control this summer
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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