I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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