This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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