He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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