Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
