God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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