I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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