she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I just found puke in my bra..
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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