i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You were trust falling into bushes
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Randomize
