May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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