How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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