'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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