i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Boobs are out for the taking
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
