I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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