Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Let the clothes fall where they may.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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