the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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