My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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