Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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