I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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