.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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