Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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