Umm I'm too high to move.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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