Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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