Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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