Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
