normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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