what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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