So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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